Happy 4/20!
on April 20, 2026 12:07:04am,
by [P.G] Smooth
Happy 4/20, inmates.
We can all smell it in the air, so let’s not pretend — you’ve been holding onto contraband. Specifically, marijuana.
Here’s how this is going to work: the top 10 players who send me the most marijuana will be rewarded. You won’t know what anyone else is sending, so if you want a spot, you’d better aim high.
In return, you’ll receive some new books I’ve come across — Master Training and Master Criming. It may not be what you’ve been busy hoarding, but it might actually help you lazy bastards make some real progress for once.
You have until the end of the day to send your marijuana to ID 2. After that, the contest is over.
Once this wraps up, the Master books won’t disappear — they’ll be added permanently into the auction rotation.
Now, onto something else worth paying attention to.
Double EXP is coming up soon. Here’s what it already does, along with what we’ve added:
What Double EXP / Token already does:
- Lets you bypass the first two security levels immediately, instead of waiting for the usual Wednesday or Sunday reset.
What we’ve added:
- Crossword puzzle riddles now refresh every hour instead of daily.
- Guard attacks now reset every hour instead of daily.
- For Dante tasks requiring weekly gold medals: if Double EXP is active during rollover, any daily gold medals you’ve earned will count toward the weekly requirement.
More opportunities, less waiting, and better overall progression.
Happy 4/20.
