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Another year brings another spooky season! The Doctor and The Zombie have returned! Attack the Zombie to become infected, which allows you to mug The Doctor and steal his Spooky Items. Additionally, you can infect yourself, then attack other players ...

Good evening, inmates!  The participation rate for our new friend, Zombie Murphy, has been remarkable. We've seen over 40 players engaging with Zombie Murphy simultaneously on several occasions! We value transparency, and to maintain the ongoin...

Something isn't right; I've misplaced all my belongings and am overwhelmed by an intense hunger for... well, it's not important. What I need is to see The Doctor. Has anyone seen him?...

It appears that all the Golden Pumpkins from last Halloween have turned moldy!  Golden Pumpkins will be available again on the 16th through Trick or Treating. I'll attempt to remain in prison until then. However, I'm beginning to feel unwell, s...

Well, the moment has arrived, and I’ve got the final tally for our Referral Competition. Congratulations to HuntingTheLost [8886], who’s claimed First Place and walked away with the grand prize of UTP! A big shou...

Another year, another Halloween! We've made numerous changes this Halloween. Including six brand-new items!  We're not ready to reveal all the updates just yet, as we have some surprises in store. However, we would like to go over a few to...

You can't teach an old guard new tricks, well I'll just prove 'em wrong! Our in-mate population needs to grow to meet new federal targets, and the Warden made it my mission. So i've overhauled my Referral system and now I'll be giving out a tast...