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What's that? Hmmm? Oh, it's just you again. Well, don't just stand there staring at me I have a lot of things I need to get done around here. Unless of course, you're here to help me with my day-to-day activities. I would make it worth your time of c...

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As I leave the prisons again, here are some statistics from the event. In total 999 US Flags were purchased from Shady! Prisoner ID 41: purchased the most flags. In total, I fought 1,234 times resulting in 1,180 inmate victories and 54 defeats. ...

I've seen many of you attempt to show me your patriotism these past few days, but I'm underwhelmed, so I'm going to stick around for another day until Saturday, July 9th. I've also found a few items left around in some secret government areas which I...

Already been another year since I visited these great prison walls that make America great!? I've been busy training up this past year, after the brutal patriotism I received last year, I also seem to have misplaced some of my Patriot Suits, so I've ...

Those wardens haven't stopped since the party started, they look like an absolute mess, I think it should be much easier to run off with their stuff now once we gang up on them. We've increased the party buff maximum to 100%, which will effectively ...

Something big is going on in the prisons this weekend, I’ve never seen the wardens and guards walking around the halls with such smug looks on their faces. We need to make sure this uptick in activity benefits us somehow. Speak with Wise Old Ma...

We know there's been a few issues across the new pokers tables you've seen around the prison for your entertainment, I've managed to identify a crack in some of the player tables, especially when playing with your points. I've gone ahead and fixed th...

There's always a game of chance going down in cell 315. I was able to smuggle in a nice couple of poker tables to stash in the cell so we can get some games going. Do you know when to hold em? Let's see! Poker to check the current games. Not much els...

Ah, these are a lot more eggs than I was expecting to be found in total you prisoners brought me 2,203 Eggs! Still, I feel bad with all these eggs surely the top hunters deserve a little something extra. The prisoner who found the most eggs  Ki...