Valentine's Day Event is LIVE!
on February 13, 2026 1:24:57pm,
by [P.G] Smooth








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We’ve rolled out a new item: Love Letter.
This is a fun, lighthearted item that lets you create an ad on behalf of another inmate. Abuse of this feature will be heavily enforced, especially vulgar or inappropriate content. It’s meant to be entertaining—don’t ruin it for everyone.
We’ve also completely revamped the Hitlist system.
All of the changes are detailed on the Hitlist page. It’s significantly better than before and is now actually viable.
Cupid’s Bow Upgrades:
Every upgrade on the Cupid’s Bow now grants an additional 25 fights.
You can now transfer special items in bulk.
Special items can be listed on personal shops and traded directly in bulk. This is a major quality-of-life improvement.
To stress test the system, we’re hosting a debug contest: if you find a duplication glitch involving special items with the new bulk system, you’ll win a UTP instantly. We had issues with this in the past, but we’re confident the system has been properly fleshed out and do not expect problems.
Valentine’s Event – Split Into Two Parts
We’ve split Valentine’s Day into two sections: Boss Loot and Training.
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Boss Loot: Available now until February 17th
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Training Portion: Available now until February 19th
We’re also going back to our roots: Warden Escamilla will once again carry all Valentine's Day Event Items. Fight him until the 17th to obtain all standard Valentine’s Day items, along with the new Love Letter. His drops were grabbed from Chef Dion directly, and all items have increased drop rates from previous years.
Happy Valentine’s Day, inmates.